Jealous much?

If you become jealous easily, I would advise that you stop reading now. I don't want to brag, but I know you're going to be soooo envious.

Here it goes...I am in possession of the worlds flattest butt. I know, I know. I'm a lucky girl. Seriously, though. Flattest. Ever.

There was a time when I had a much shapelier derriere. And then I had kids. I'm not sure how that works really. Somehow the things that were once perky and round now slide down my chest and backs of my legs. What a lovely picture that is. How lucky is my husband???

Last year I was pregnant during swimsuit season so every picture of my family at the pool features a large belly. I would gladly have a t-shirt made with one of these pictures and wear it to my high school reunion if it meant I could get a certain picture out of my head. The offensive picture is a side view, and you can literally see the bottom of the bathing suit hanging off my butt. Like there is space between the swimsuit and my body. Am I making myself clear on this??? A piece of clothing, which is manufactured to be fitted closely to the wearer, doesn't even touch my butt! That, my friends, is a flat butt.

But, I'm going to do something about it! Starting tomorrow there will be lunges and squats. I'm going to search the Internet, magazines, and videos to find the best butt boosters and put them to the test. I'll take progress photos and keep you updated on the bootie progress.

In the end I will have a magnificent backside...or maybe my bathing suit will finally fit. Either way, it can't be worse. Check out the photographic evidence below. Shame? I have none....